They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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