Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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