There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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