the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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