There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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