I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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