Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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