yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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