We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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