Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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