Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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