perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Quick, to the slutcave!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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