So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
And my parents said I crawled through the house
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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