Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Randomize
