We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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