what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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