I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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