? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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