you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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