I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
