physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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