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We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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