so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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