On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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