My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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