'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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