i don't like sucking hair
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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