The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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