You smell like stripper and shame
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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