I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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