I'm so fucking centered right now
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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