you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
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