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(650): View more from California

Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite

(650): View more from California

Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good

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(609): View more from New Jersey

People in love make me want to vomit

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(250): View more from British Columbia

note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...

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(301): View more from Maryland

i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.

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(802): View more from Vermont

i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.

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(817): View more from Texas

Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.

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(269): View more from Michigan

Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business

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(970): View more from Colorado

Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?

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