Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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