8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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