The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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