good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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