Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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