We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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