I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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