So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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