My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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