I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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