I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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