Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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