Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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