I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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