No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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