As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Randomize
