yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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