I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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