He uses pillows to masturbate.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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