Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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