Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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