Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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