Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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