I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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