I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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